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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:56
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
What’s your idea of the perfect Saturday night?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Thumbs down again.
Scientists Are Sending Cannabis Seeds to Space - WIRED
No, not a chance
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Opal Suchata Chuangsri from Thailand crowned Miss World 2025 - CNN
Catatonics & High Colonics
Then came..
Minds and Behinds
New Research Reveals the Brain Learns Differently Than We Thought - SciTechDaily
They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Samsung users aren’t lining up for One UI 8 Beta like One UI 7 - Sammy Fans
No way
Unacceptable again!
Freaks and Cheeks
Why men with broken heart syndrome are more likely to die, according to experts - East Idaho News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
So they tried
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Why are Trump supporters so incredibly stupid?
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
Why are people calling the Biden/Harris administration a disaster for the US economy?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Hysterias & Posteriors
A Common Stimulant Could Hold the Key to Preventing Sudden Infant Death Syndrome - SciTechDaily